“This slime mold is out of control! We need to throw some bleach and water on it STAT!”
Sitting in his room–minus dinner–moments after he’d uttered those very words, Bobby realized a bit too late that Mom did not appreciate having her Jell-O salad spoken of in those terms.
But he decided it was worth it. The lines had received a pretty good laugh from the rest of the family; he’d even caught Dad chuckling a little bit.
And plus, it was cube steak and canned generic green bean night. He wasn’t missing anything.