I’m Harvey Stephens
Harvey approached the counter.
“Hi. Can I get a number…four extra value meal? To go, please.”
“Absolutely. One number four value meal. Anything else for you today?”
“Um, no. That’ll be it.”
“OK. Your total is $5.83.”
“Oh, not for me.”
“I’m Harvey Stephens.”
A blank stare from the cashier.
“I invented the McD.L.T.”
The blank stare continued.
“Sooo…I have free McDonald’s food privileges for life. On account of I invented the McD.L.T.”
The cashier stared at Harvey, narrowing her eyes.
“Yeah, and I invented the Chicken McNugget. $5.83, please.”
Harvey started digging for his wallet and thought to himself Eh–it was worth a shot.