“How do I look?”
“Stupid. Why are you celebrating Earth Day, anyway? It’s not like any of those dummies celebrate Quasar X2 Day. And plus, it’s only a matter of light years until we go in and destroy that place. I wouldn’t get too attached if I were you.”
Zorkqus shuffled back to his sleep pod, took off his party hat, and sulked. He was just trying to have some fun, but apparently that was against the rules on his starship. He decided he kind of hated being in the Intergalactic Army.