Of All The Cockamamie Ideas
Stan was an idiot. Norm was sure of it now.
Of all the cockamamie ideas he had come up with over the years, this one took the cake: A “TV dinner”–a frozen complete meal you heat up in the oven that comes in its own tray so you can eat it in front of the TV or wherever you’d like.
Every time Norm thought of it, he involuntarily shook his head in disbelief. Like anyone in their right mind would prefer a sad tray of re-heated school cafeteria-grade food in front of the TV to a home-cooked meal with the family.
It was almost as dumb as those “drive-thru” windows he’d seen popping up here and there at the odd hamburger joint. Like anyone would want to eat food in their car out of a greasy paper bag–like an ANIMAL–instead of sitting down inside the restaurant and eating like a normal person.
Norm wondered about people sometimes.