The IQG 3000
Kyle flipped the switch and waited, listening to the gears cranking.
About thirty seconds later, little cash register receipt-sized slips of paper started spitting out of the machine. Kyle waited until several of them were dispensed, then collected them off the floor and started reading:
If you can dream it, get out of the way.
The only thing we have to fear is perspiration.
Be the change you wish to see in his shoes.
Genius is 99% fear itself, 1% inspiration.
Either lead, follow, or the world.
Before criticizing another man, walk a mile in you can do it.
I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
Kyle crumpled up the papers and tossed them aside, then flipped the switch again, cutting the power.
He felt a headache coming on as he walked away to go find his toolbox. The Inspirational Quote Generator 3000 apparently STILL had some bugs that needed to be worked out.