Hurtful, And Inaccurate
Yes, I’ve heard the little rhyme some joker made up about me, and here’s the thing: Aside from being hurtful, it’s inaccurate as well. I HAD hair. I just lost it. It happens when you get older, in case you didn’t know.
Oh, and I get it; it’s a laugh riot that a BEAR had no hair, and get this: His name was FUZZY WUZZY!
HA HA HA!
You know, I didn’t pick my own name. You realize that’s not how it works, right?
But–tell ya what–how about I write a catchy rhyme about one of YOUR physical shortcomings, and we’ll all have a good laugh over it. What do ya say?
THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.