The KRAUT HAMMER
“You know who should have been a pro wrestler? Charles Krauthammer. What a great name for a heel, am I right? The KRAUT HAMMER. He could’ve dressed like a Nazi or something.”
“OK, first of all, I don’t think Germans have been called ‘Krauts’ since–I don’t know–the 1940s or something. Second of all: Why? Why–unless you’re making a movie about World War II–why would you want someone dressed as a Nazi? And third of all, you DO know that Charles Krauthammer is paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair…right?”
The exchange continued and Mitch kept watching, half listening and half trying to figure out how the two of them had started on this topic in the first place.
All he knew for sure was that it was the weirdest debate between Senate candidates he’d ever seen.