“Bob, you’re being a baby.”
“Am NOT!” he cried as the pacifier popped out of his mouth. “AM! NOT!”
He threw himself to the ground and commenced pounding his fists and kicking his legs as the screaming continued.
Tracy walked away and didn’t look back. She and Bob were through.
And she decided that was the LAST time she was going to date someone she met on menwhoarebabes.com. That Web site was false advertising, is what that was.
In fact, she decided the only thing she was going to do online any time soon was put a for sale posting on craigslist for the case and a half of adult men’s diapers she still had at home.