8thdayfiction

…and on the 8th day, micro fiction was published on some dude's blog.

And…

“Between a rock and…”

“…a paper is a scissors because that’s the name of that game!”

“Grin and…”

“…try to make it look natural because this photo’s gonna be in the paper and you don’t want everyone to point and laugh at your picture in the paper because you look weird!”

“Ebony and…”

“…Jet are two magazines marketed to the African-American community!”

“All the king’s horses and…”

“…all of the saddles on those horses!”

“Crash and…”

“…Brokeback Mountain and Capote and Good Night, and Good Luck and Munich were the Best Picture Oscar nominees in 2005!”

“Smokey and…”

“…Drinky!”

“Gladys Knight and…”

“…Morris Day!”

“I’ve seen fire, and…”

“…it looks cool, but don’t touch it! It burns!”

“Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and…”

“…unaware of what funny monologue jokes were told on the late-night talk shows unless he sees a clip from one of them on one of the morning shows the next day!”

“Only two things in life are certain: Death, and…”

“…eternity in the Lake of Fire if you haven’t accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior!”

*****

And with that, Stuart scored the first ever ZERO out of ten in the Lightning Bonus Round on America’s favorite game show, After And…

However, he did win a BUTTload of Rice-A-Roni, and that stuff basically never goes bad, so there was that.

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2 thoughts on “And…

  1. Rice-A-Roni…hmm….at least it wasn’t Hamburger Helper.

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