“And you are…?”
“My name is Tim Worley, and this…is Mr. Snuggles!”
“Mr. Snuggles appears to be a dirty mop head with a pair of googly eyes stuck to it.”
“Yes…is there a problem?”
“Well, yes. This is the Most Adorable Kitten competition.”
“The Creatures Made Out Of Dirty Mop Heads competition is next door in room 308.”
“Oh! So sorry–thank you. Sorry!”
Tim gathered up Mr. Snuggles and headed next door.
And the two of them won an Honorable Mention in both the Creatures Made Out Of Dirty Mop Heads and Most Adorable Kitten competitions.
There weren’t a lot of entries in the Most Adorable Kitten competition.