8thdayfiction

…and on the 8th day, micro fiction was published on some dude's blog.

You Can’t Go Wrong With Puns. You Just Can’t.

“I will BURY you”, said the shovel.

“You wish”, said the magic lamp with the genie inside it.

“Hey guys, calm down”, said the aromatherapy candle.

“Yeah, dudes–chill”, said the ice bucket.

Losers, thought the World’s Greatest Dad mug.

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5 thoughts on “You Can’t Go Wrong With Puns. You Just Can’t.

  1. “Get off my back” said the patient to his chiropractor. Wait, I can do better. “Why don’t you take a long walk off a short pier,” said the base jumper. Ummm, “You’re full of crap” said the port-a-potty?? (exit stage left after mentioning poo)

  2. I always thought that mug was a bit haughty.

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