Karl’s Dinner

Karl took one bite and started to gag.

He walked his plate over to the garbage can, spit the bite into the trash, then tilted his plate over the can, letting the rest of his food slide right into the trash on top of the lone bite he’d ventured.

It was disgusting. And Karl was even a fan of Taco Bell.

But they had no business trying to do Thanksgiving, and that Doritos Locos Turkey-Mashed Potato-Chipotle Cranberry Sauce Cheesy Double Decker Gordita Crunch Supreme with Gravy proved it.