All Good In The Hood
He pulled up to the drive-thru window.
“Hi. I just came through here and I’m missing one medium fry.”
“OK–pull up to the second window. We’ll get you one. Sorry about that.”
He pulled up to the second window, smiling.
He wasn’t missing a medium french fry. But what were they going to do–pull him over and search his bag?
He took his “missing” food, thanked the woman at the window, and headed home, stuffing his face with his free french fries.
Yes, it was all good in the hood for Percy Dorkwiener.